http://stumble.kapowaz.net/post/198351354/dearlily Perfect retort to @lilyroseallen

Like a modern-day nostadamus, I predicted this upturn in pig flu. Wonder how many staff are off work at my school?

I wonder if all school support staff with degrees went to work in mortars and gowns that Norfolk County Council might get the message?

Wounded is why I love the BBC. I don’t know why I’m watching it. I feel sick and so horribly sorry.

Aberystwyth Jetty: http://bit.ly/R6QyE

Very nice. Now sitting on my arse won’t hurt my back! Lovely new settee!

Woken early (for a Saturday) by settee delivery men. Not sure who got the bigger shock. I’m not pretty first thing.

Creating lovely chili, and mess.

Cheese or Font? http://cheeseorfont.mogrify.org/ Harder than you think! (via @jameswwright)

along with poor punctuation